MonkeyRoids

Dear LiveJournal.... Inside jokes that probably arn't funny aside, I guess it's time I let you babbling internet jokers know what's been going down in the hood. First off, I passed my driving test - now I can zoom around the roads and do drive-by shootings without being arrested for driving without a license! I also got into Nottingham University to do European Politics 8D Summer has been great, especially going to the Glastonbury music festival.  Let's just say that Jay Z was EPIC. As a final note, my friend  Suro  literally just released a live-action rendition of one of Vinnie Veritas' works: http://www.ka-yu.de/movies/rush/

Lord strike me down, it's been a while since I last hauled myself around this hood, yo.  Sorry for my somewhat belated return (as I'm sure you were all eagerly waiting for me), my fun little comic will explain all of the *cough* details of my disappearance. Nonetheless, not much has actually happened since I last jabbered on here; turned 18, celebrated christmas and had a happy new year. In greater detail, I've been having oodles of fun recently with my newly acquired POWERBALL - some curious gyroscopic contrivance that bolsters your wrists and arms like no tomorrow.  It's my hope that one day I will obtain the Wrists of God and jazz. So y

So this past week has been full of all sorts of whacky events, the notable of which being Ross Noble live in Birmingham. For those of you who don't know, Ross Noble is a comedian with long dark hair, a funny shirt and an obsession with monkeys (especially in dresses).  His set was hilarious as expected ;).  Not only is he completely mad (he went from talking about Van Halen to Pound Land to Chinese ambassadors), but his 'material' consists of a couple of words written on a piece of scrap paper.  The majority of his show involves the audience (my friend came in late, so he spent a good while wondering whether she was an experiment in the form